predicting its demise.
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other.
If eating three-egg omelets causes weight-gain, budgie eggs are a good substitute.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
On a scale from one to ten, what's your favorite flavor of random grammar?
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire.
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.
The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another.
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
It turns out you don't need all that stuff you insisted you did.
He created a pig burger out of beef.
The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears.
My dentist tells me that chewing bricks is very bad for your teeth.
It's always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun.
Homesickness became contagious in the young campers' cabin.
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.
You're good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken.
Don't step on the broken glass.
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever.
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc.
When she didn’t like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language.
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
I'm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties.
Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and lived to tell the tale.
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny's head by mere millimeters.
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise.
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade.
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
There's a reason that roses have thorns.
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach.
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but they're also status symbols.
Just go ahead and press that button.
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs.
People keep telling me "orange" but I still prefer "pink".
I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn't want to die alone.
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.
He shaved the peach to prove a point.
I really want to go to work, but I am too sick to drive.
The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
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